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# Column 005｜しごおわッダル…米大統領報道官ケイティ・ザカリアちゃん、就任5日で退任www
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- Published: 2026-11-10T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-11T00:13:29.000Z
- Description: ［初出日未確認・表示日は移行日］ Katie Zacharia: White House press secretary for five days. Trump announced her appointment on October 9. Her first official day was Monday; her first and only briefi
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**Katie Zacharia: White House press secretary for five days.**

Trump announced her appointment on October 9\. Her first official day was Monday; her first and only briefing came Tuesday, lasted roughly 14 minutes, and included questions from three reporters. By Friday, she was leaving.

Her Instagram had already supplied the perfect trailer: Trump was the man who “actually gets stuff done,” and meeting him was the “honor of a lifetime.” The lifetime appointment then became a five-day limited series.

The joke is not her appearance or gender. The joke—and the institutional problem—is a White House personnel process that turned the presidency’s public voice into a speed-run.

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